Do you think amish men are sexy?

i really love amish men. there beards, overalls, farmer tans, cow shittt smell, and horibble B.O. yummmmyyy :p. they are seriously the sexiest things on earth. i just want to run up to them and pet there beard. i would just love to go to an amish house and get high off the manure and then go out to the fields and pick cabbage for a snack. later on go for a horse and buggy ride through town with your little bonnet on, so cute with your matching dress and apron, with your 18 kids with and your super oh so sexy husband, but dont tell them im on the computer or we's all will go to hell. i gotta go to church this sunday for sure so i can get rid of all my sins and i better pray extra! well i'll talk to you boys later i gotta go churn the butter. text me back you sexy pilgrams! just kidding dont i shall go to hell den so anyways do you think that it sounds like a great time and amish are sexy?!?